SKINNY DIP GREETING CARD

Skinny dipping. Chunky dunking. Young. Old. It doesn't matter; sometimes tan lines just won't do. And for those times...
 
Besides, there's a forbidden appeal to enjoying a swim, au naturale. It's delightfully naughty, in the not-too-crazy way! 
 
And really, is it crazy at all?
 
After all, when's the last time anybody saw a fish in a bikini? A trout in trunks? A shark in a Speedo?
 
The dolphins aren't dumb, and I've yet to see Flipper in a sarong. I'm thinking Flipper might be onto something!